Rant of the 5 feet nothing.

So, basically. Had lots to think about.

I’m sick of hearing people tell me about domestic abuse (both psychological and physical) and the unneccesary situations that girls go through in relationships. Don’t get me wrong gentleman, actually, NO. You guys aren’t even worth that title anymore. But anyways, some of you DO do stuff correctly in relationships but the screaming, cussing, ‘talking-to-your-girl-like-your-homie’ is NOT floating my boat. Make sense?

If not clear enough yet, let me get more detailed:
If you are one of those BOYS (no, not men, BOYS) that stay out til the sun comes up, and you leave your loving girlfriend at home WAITING for you to come home or to even receive an update status from you, YOU are who I am speaking to at the moment. If you are one of THOSE that choose to blow off situations in which, if it were the reverse, you would be very upset with, YOU are who I am speaking to. If you are one of those that can roll over on your lazy fat ass if your girlfriend is out late at night and fall asleep, then yes. I am speaking to you.

Frankly, relationships nowadays really don’t seem worth it to me at this point. Today, I heard about a lovely young girl who had a boyfriend cheat on her, and as a present for doing this to her, gave her Chlamydia. What a fucking wonderful insult to injury, no?

If you boys really think this is how girls should be treated, I suggest you go drive your loud-ass-fucking- car off the face of this earth. Thank you. You will do this world a lot of good. Oh, I’m sorry, did I hurt your feelings? TOO.DAMN.BAD.

So, many of you who know me personally may wonder “Hm.. Did Risa break up with her boyfriend?” or “Hm.. What happened?!” The answer to your question is NOTHING HAPPENED. I just have the need to let this off my chest because it’s been bothering me for a while.

Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate men. I’m not lesbian nor will I become lesbian (though I might say that at times) but I won’t. At least not for now. But I’d really appreciate it if you BOYS would turn into MEN. Remember chivalry? My dears, that is NOT dead and most girls would LOVE flowers. Remember, her favorite color & type of flower. Oh wait, you can’t remember all that? My bad. Just remember one then. It’ll get you VERY far. Trust me. Unless.. your girlfriend is alergic to flowers then OOPS! REMEMBER THAT! And girls love it when you are worthy of being called a gentleman. Open doors, pull out chairs, tell her she looks pretty today. No no, wait. FUCK THAT. You tell her she looks BEAUTIFUL today. And if she gives you the “So I don’t look beautiful everyday?” Well, my dear, you have fucked up somewhere

You should be telling she is beautiful EVERY day. You should be telling her you want to wake up next to her. You should be telling her how much you love her. Actually, no. SHOW her. Show her you miss her. Show her you love her. Don’t fucking tell her. WORDS MEAN NOTHING! Words will only get you so far. And that is probably the first couple months. SO, after those first COUPLE wonderful lovey-dovey months, you have to have some action to your words. Don’t merely say them; do it. Please and thank you

Oh and one last thought for the night: If you happen to have a girl that is wifey status on your hands and you lose her, trust me. You’ll be thinking about her far, far off in the future. Don’t believe me? You’ll see

Good night interwebz. I shall see you another day

xoxo Risa